Office Fun

• The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
• I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
• If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called research.
• A company is known by the people it keeps.
• Never underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job.
• Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
• Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
• Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.
• A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.